Zingers
Zingers are short, funny (hopefully), often sarcastic jabs at the world.
This was a category of posts on my Drupal blog. I may port them here in the future.
Buying You Blind
An nice addition to DRM in a Nutshell:
Thieves may always want to steal things intended for customers,
But customers will never want to buy things intended for thieves.
DRM in a Nutshell
I
An encryption system is a way to deliver information securely, even through the hands of thieves.
A DRM system, however, is a way for us to cut out the middleman, and deliver information securely into the hands of thieves directly!
II
Confusing the thief for the customer is why DRM will never work.
Confusing the customer for the thief is why DRM will never sell.
III
Thieves may always want to steal things intended for customers,
But customers will never want to buy things intended for thieves.
IV
Everyday Low Wages
Harold meyerson in the Washington Post
In 1913, Henry Ford resolved to pay his workers more so that they could afford to buy the things they sold.
Today, Walmart resolves to pay its workers less, so that they have no choice but to buy the things they sell.
Fair's Fair
Tell you what, I'll make you a deal: You let me have a copy of your CD, and I'll let you have a copy of my twenty bucks.
Keep Praying
You can't really "get ahead" in business. You can only hope to survive persistent failure for long enough to witness a miracle in your favor.
comments — Nato Welch 2006/01/07 21:38
Law Un-Forcement
Enforceable laws deter crime;
Unenforceable ones deter only obedience.
Comments — Nato Welch 2006/10/22 15:28
Lest We Best
For the first six years of this new century, we had been governed by a party that often professes that when they govern least, they govern best. And in 2006, they finally succeeded in persuading the American people of the truth of that claim. As a result, the electorate concurred, and set forth to ensure that Republicans did indeed govern as little as possible.
Mind Over Meaning
What a matter means depends on why a meaning matters.
mindovermeaning — Nato Welch 2006/09/12 09:58
Off the Deep End
Capitalism is the rising tide that raises all boats yachts.
You do have a boat yacht... right?
From Amor Mundi
Reversal of Fortune
The Market tells us all that whenever we are poor, it is often because we deserve poverty.
But whenever I see the rich, it is seldom because they somehow deserve their wealth.
Zingers — Nato Welch 2006/02/28 20:34
Safer than Ever Shaking Your Money Maker Taking Care The Goddess of War The Misanthropic Principle Work Ethics personalproperty
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